I hate cars (Part 2)

So today as I'm driving to work my car suddenly decided it doesn't like shifting out of first gear. Or accelerating. If you can coax it above 20 MPH and stay away from hills it's fine. I think I could get to home if I had to, but my boss has offered to let me drive the company vehicle for a day or so.

Anyone know anyone out there looking to sell a cheap used car? I just need something to last me a couple of months until I can get a proper replacement.

*sigh*