Bacon Wrapped Enigma

[Error: unknown template qotd] Samurai Zergling was born after a long day of playing Starcraft, then seeing John Belushi's classic sketch, Samurai Deli. I thought to myself.. "Self, wouldn't it be funny if one of those tiny, expendable creatures from Starcraft (The Zergling, which is a tiny Zerg, natch) actually became the best Zergling he possibly could, becoming the greatest of all Zerglings." I pictured a Karate Kid montage, where our tiny hero was training, getting better, stronger, etc.. Until finally he was a Samurai Zergling. Then getting obliterated by something else, cause really, Zergling's are just cannon fodder.